My Private Life in a Ford Cortina
It was a warm July evening, I had no tights on just a long flowing skirt and knickers. I was good to go. Andy opened the door of my Cortina and pushed me onto...
Category: Smutathon 2020
Women Explain Things To Me
Or rather they don’t. They tell me things, they share, they help me to understand things I didn’t know, and need to know. And that is one reason why I am here today. For...
Problematic Fave, by Exhibit A
This is my first piece for Smutathon 2020, and is inspired by one of the story prompts Daire Faust tweeted last night! Hope you enjoy it. ~ “You know my husband hates you,” she...
Review: Lovehoney x We-Vibe Remote Control Couple’s Vibrator
A co-produced toy by one of my favourite manufacturers and one of my favourite retailers? Sign me up! The We-Vibe x Lovehoney Remote Control Couple’s Vibrator (woof, that’s a mouthful) recently landed on my...
The Birds Are Telling Me To Stop Fucking You- Confess Hannah
It’s 11pm and I’m snuggling into your chest as we are looking for new audiobooks for you to download when you inevitably head down the road for work again. I’m happy although haven’t slept...
Pretty in Pink Pt. 1 Meet Cute by D. Faust
Beat was a large, noisy warehouse club that played industrial music from more speakers than I could count. Fake fog and strobing lights both illuminated and obscured the crush of bodies on the dance...
A Little Audio Erotica to Start Your Smutathon Adventure
Why, hello there! It’s officially Smutathon 2020, and it’s time for everyone to get their mind in the gutter to help an incredible charity – Endometriosis UK. This incredible organization provides support and advocacy...
Pretty fucking hot
‘They won’t even be awake, don’t worry!’ ‘Are you sure? OK.’ This wasn’t the first time that Georgie had been to her boyfriend’s place. It was the first time that she’d turned up soaking...
Pumpkin Spice Bondage
“One Pumpkin Spice Latte … for another basic bitch…” Katie murmured under her breath as she scribbled a rough semblance of the customer’s name on the sleeve of the festive, orange cup before sliding...
Fun and Games- Confess Hannah
I can hear you laughing with the guys downstairs. It’s the last game of the night, and you and your companions in your ears obviously clearly aren’t having the easiest time as I can...