Right now, I have an itchy vagina. As I type this, my fingers smell of my cunt – and specifically of the crusty gook that was coating them after I’d reached down into my knickers to rub my vulva. I think there’s a correlation between how heavy my period is and how itchy my vagina is as it comes to a close, and while I can’t prove that, I can write (terrible, but it is 1am after all) poetry about my itchy vagina.Continue Reading "Itchy vulvas and vaginal gunk – a ridiculous poem"
I love sucking dick – and love it with a passion that might make me feel like a bad feminist or queer if agency is not very feminist and if dicks could not be very queer. Some memorable blow jobs in the twelve months have involved my partner coming in my mouth, a circumstance that is often a delicious assertion of dominance.Continue Reading "Blow jobs that end with them coming in my mouth"
Reading a casual-fuck-partner’s old texts on a Smutathon wank break (less fun than a Smutathon fuck break, but more practical for a day of writing in the library) left me thinking about his dick. And my desire to one day sit on his dick, despite my vaginismus. But why is that particular sex act so intriguing: penis-in-vagina sex isn’t a big deal, right?Continue Reading "Oops, I think I accidentally made PIV sex into a big deal"
A quick disclaimer: until I sat down to write this post, I had no idea which World Cup was currently in progress, only that my Twitter timeline is currently filled with folks talking about a sporting event. A quick internet search suggested that it’s rugby, but if it’s not clear, I have no interest in…Continue Reading “Rugby world cup: I only care about the fucking”
Want to know how to support your local queer, disabled, student sex blogger? (That’s me, by the way!) I have a Clit Bait listicle to kick-start Smutathon writing today, talking about ways that you can support my work – and how it really means the world to me when you do so.Continue Reading "6 super simple ways to support this sex blogger"