Internet Dating Nation Part Deux: Submissions from the Abyss
John Waters, perhaps the kinkiest of them all, once said: “If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them!”
Advice to live by.
AURORE took it up a notch for SMUTATHON, demanding erotic haikus from the men of the Internet Dating World, aka innocent strangers. We appreciate the effort, and suggest using it as a litmus test before meeting for that drink they’ve suggested.
No conversation
Silver tongue masturbation
Euphoric climax
Yum Polish Sausage
Put on the condom and mint
Deep dive shallow well
I lay next to her
Her spent body my canvas
Tongue, penis my brush
Sweat builds on my brow
“Harder, faster, I’m so close”
…oh no, it happened again
Lol, fab!