SEXKU: Erotic Haiku for the Internet Dating Nation

We’re on Hinge, directing men to the SMUTATHON site.

“It’s a hoot!”

“Interesting”

“Sounds lit”

Poetry, but not metered. Here, Haikus from AURORE writers. Ranging from the real to romantic.

REAL 

IT’S CALLED LUBE

Spread my legs open

I’m a drawer, an old lock

Oil this antique bitch

OPENING YOUR EYES IN THE OCEAN

You on top of me 

Your sweat drips into my eye

Oh shit i cant see

FUCKING ON ZOLOFT

Desperate to cum

Your erection is waning

Talk dirty to me

HE FINISHED TOO SOON

Cum on my stomach

You leave to get a towel

Where’s my vibrator

ROMANCE

oh no just this time.

she and he fled the lit room

dissolving their limbs

from nape to crevice

long fingers trace her spine

a wet digit follows

DOMME

Make me a sandwich

Skip the honey, only jam

Cut the crusts, bag it.

Napping face-down, crossed legs

Wanting the sight to invite

Your authority